Happy Holi 2018 Jokes for WhatsApp Facebook 2018

Happy Holi 2018 Jokes for WhatsApp Facebook 2018

 

Are you looking for Happy Holi 2018 Jokes for Whatsapp & Facebook, Holi Jokes in Hindi, Holi Jokes for Friends, Girlfriends & Relatives, then you are on the right place. Here we have shared latest collection of happy Holi 2018 Jokes in hindi and English both.

Holi is very beautiful occasion which is celebrated every year in our country. We celebrate this colourful festival with all of our friends, lover & relatives using colours. But, also we wish this festival with Happy Holi SMS and Happy Holi Shayari on Social media sites and apps.

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As an instance, one individual may need to have a look at the most current Happy Holi Jokes in short while. in case you’re the type of individual who might opt to go together with these glad Holi Jokes 2018, Holi Jokes that simply made for you, is going to be ideal for you. 

Also Read: Happy Holi 2018 Shayari.

We have featured Best Holi Funny Jokes 2018, Inspirational Holi Jokes 2018 that would help you to make more stronger relationship on Holi eve.


Happy Holi 2018 Jokes for WhatsApp


Happy holi, plzz keep your girlfriends safe, pata chala vo kisi or ki ho li 😀


Million Dollar Question - Use less water for Holi.

Bataaiye Paani ke bina Insaan kaise marega

Ans. Paani nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise?

Aur tairega nahi to doob jayega.

So conserve water, have Happy Holi!!!

Pinku (Rinku Se): Kya Baat Hai Aaj Khile Khile Lag Rahe Ho?
Rinku: Majboori Thi Yaar!
Pinku: Kya Thi Majboori?
Pinku: Yaar Holi Pe Logo Ne Itne Rang Laga Diye Ke Nahana Pad Gaya!
Warna Maine Toh Baisakhi Ke Mele Mein Nahana Tha!.


Happy Holi 2018 Jokes
Happy Holi 2018 Jokes

Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
'Happy Holi'.

Sher kabhi chupkar shikar nahi karte,
Buzdil kabhi khulkar waar nahi karte,
Aur hum wo hain jo 'HAPPY-Holi' kehne ke liye 11 ya 12 tarikh ka intzar nahi karte!

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
Humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya,
Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?
Happy Holi..:)

Dekho Ji.!
Saaf kehna Sukhi Rehna!
Abhi Msg Kar Diye He,
Q ki kal 1 rupya Katega
WISH U VERY
@HAPPY HOLI@
Tyohar Apni Jagah he,
aur Bill Apni Jagah.
SAMJHE


Happy Holi 2018 Joke for Facebook


We all should celebrate this Happy Holi 2018 with less colour as we all knows colours are very harmful to our skin. And yes! you might thinking then how should we celebrate this Happy Holi 2018 ? Don't worry, we have a perfect plan for you. Here we have provided some of the latest Happy Holi 2018 Jokes in Hindi and English both. You guyzz can share these joke with your family and friends and make them laugh.

Arz kiya hai
sir main dard ho to kha lo sirdard ki goli
wah wah
sir me dard ho to kha lo sirdard ki goli
Mubarak ho apko
Happy Holi - Happy Holi


Aaj rang lo is mehfil mein,
khelo jhoom kar holi,
ched do har dil ko aaj
bol kar pyar ki boli,
lal gulal aur har rang mein
Aaye jeevan mein baharon ki doli


Happy Holi 2018 Jokes

Pyar hai to College Mast
Sugar hai to Coffee Mast
Love hai to Life Mast
Dream hai to Night Mast
Aur Water hai to Holi Mast.
Happy Holi

ang barse bhige chunar wali,
rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..rang barse,
are rang barse bhige chunar wali..re!
Ab ghar jao nahi to jukham lag jayega.

Boy1: Bhai colour khatam ho gaya ab tu mere colour nahi laga payega
Boy2: Spits guttka on his face. Le laga diya.

Gf: Baby see Kitne gandi lag rahe hu. Chiii????
Bf: Waise kon sa acha lagti hai.
*Breakup*


Happy Holi 2018 Jokes in Hindi


"जो मज्जा बहस खेल कराटेन में वह ... वो और किसीम नेही"। यही वजह है कि हम कुछ हैप्पी पवित्र 2018 मजेदार चुटकुले साझा करते हैं, जो आपके दिन को महान बनाती हैं। तो हम नीचे कुछ बेहतरीन हैप्पी होली मजेदार चुटकुले लिखते हैं।

Happy Holi 2018 Jokes in Hindi
Happy Holi 2018 Jokes in Hindi


निकलो गलियों में बना कर टोली,
भिगा दो आज हर एक की झोली,
कोई मुस्कुरा दे तो उसे गले लगा लो,
वरना निकल लो, लगा के रंग कह के हैप्पी होली।

प्यार के रंगों से भरो पिचकारी,
स्नेह के रंगों से रंग दो दुनिया सारी
ये रंग न जाने न कोई जात न बोली,
सबको हो मुबारक ये हैप्पी होली!

  होली आने वाली है रंगो से नहीं डरे
  रंग बदलने वालो से डरे…!!!
  हैप्पी होली इन एडंवास

   घबराईए मत…
   बारिश का मौसम शुरू नहीं हुआ है
   यह तो इंद्रदेव अपनी पिचकारी चेक कर रहे थे ….


Happy Holi 2018 Funny Jokes in English


"Jo maza hass khel kara bitane mein he...wo aur kisime nehi". Thats why we shared some of the Happy Holy 2018 Funny Jokes which will make your day great. So we write some of the best Happy Holi Funny Jokes below.


Happy Holi Funny Jokes 2018
Happy Holi Funny Jokes 2018



Hawa ke Hath Paigam Bheja Hai,
Roshani ke Jariye 1 Arman Bheja Hai,
Fursat Mile To Kabul Kar Lena Is Nachiz Ne,
Rango ke Tyohar ka pyar bheja hai.


Chhod diye Wo Dhande..
Jinke Anjaam The Gande..
Pura Mahina Nek Kamo Me Bitaenge..
Ab holi K Baad Hi Nayi Ladki Pataenge.
Happy Holi 2018

Daru ki khushbu, Gutke ki mithas, Ganje ki roti or charas ka saag, bhaang k pakode or wills ka payar, mubarak ho aapko nashediyo ka tyohar HAPPY HOLI in advance.

Holi par aapko
"Vivah"ki wife,
"Dhoom"ki bike,
"Don"ki life,
"Krrish"ka josh,
"Babul" ka dular aur
"Umravjaan" ka pyar mile......................funny holi sms

Swarglok se INDRA vaikunthLok se VISHNU Kailash se MAHADEV BrahmaLok se BRAHMA aur Prithivilok se Svayam Hum aap ko happy holi ki badhayi dete hai......................funny holi sms

yu to har baar holi aati he
or sabhi ko rang jati he
wo colour chut bhi jata hai
magar aapke pyar ka rang hamesha laga
rehta hai
HAPPY HOLI 2018

Arz kiya hai
sir main dard ho to kha lo sirdard ki goli
wah wah
sir me dard ho to kha lo sirdard ki goli
Mubarak ho apko
Happy Holi - Happy Holi

Pyar, Sneh, Samarpan, Dular,
Mohabbat, Sadbhawna, Sadvichar..
Inn saat rango ki rahe baucchar,
Aaj ka din laye aapke jeevan me Satrangi Bahaar.
Happy Holi

Gujhiya ki mahak aane se pahle,
Rango me nahane se pehle,
Holi ke nashe me gum hone se pahle,
Hum aapse kahte hai happy holi SABSE PAHLE
Happy Holi


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So Guys this is our Happy Holi 2018 Jokes and I hope you all like our Holi funny Jokes!! If you like our Happy Holi Jokes then don't forget to share it on WhatsApp and Facebook. So why are you waiting!!! Go copy paste this Happy Holi 2018 Jokes and make laugh to your friends. Wishing you a Very Happy Holi 2018.





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